Tony Hawk: Ride Sales Are Dissappointing

So, apparently the sales for Tony Hawk: Ride aren’t exactly booming. So the question is why. Lets ponder for a moment shall we? I don’t think it would anything to do with the fact that we need MOREĀ  “wireless” accessories piling up. It couldn’t be because the Tony Hawk franchise lost its allure 50 games ago. Now, sarcasm aside, I have played the old skool Tony Hawk games. They were inventive, fun, and original. However, the originality part doesn’t stand in todays market. Now, to my next point. You may be wondering why I did this “” to the word wireless. Well, here’s why. Ok, so the whole point of wireless is to remove the inconvenience and clutter of cords but, that brings a new problem. The fact that we have so much wireless accessories that they pile up and cause inconvenience and clutter. Oh you can just smell the irony. Chris, now would be a good time into insert a flatulence joke. Ok, all joking aside. The biggest problem in my opinion is that people want something and refreshing. That may take more than just a fake, plastic, wireless skateboard.

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