EDG Podcast Ep. #70 – Rated ESRB

Listen in as Eric Bouchard and Chris Maeurer discuss the current ESRB Rating System. Oh, and there is a special musical guest.

EDG Podcast Ep. #70

Music

SONY LIES, parody of FIREFLIES by Owl City, performed by Chris Maeurer

Lyrics:

You would not believe your eyes
If ten million Sony lies
Lit up the blogs as fanboys drool

Cause they’re filled with such hot air
And leave gamers in despair
You’d think me rude
but I can’t say I care

I’d like to make myself believe
That Sony listens to me
It’s hard to find anything to keep me away from 360
Cuz every game’s not as fun as it should be

Cuz they’ll leave a thousand bugs
When Move dances on our rugs
As they try to teach you how to dance

Leave motion to Mario
The Eye toy needs to go,
Now PS Plus is just hanging by a thread

I’d like to make myself believe
That Sony listens to me
It’s hard to find anything to keep me away from 360
Cuz every game’s not as fun as it should be

I really think I’m about to crack
(Please take me away from here)
Cause tho I am such an insomniac
(Please take me away from here)
I’m still I tire of P-S-N
(Please take me away from here)
Think I’ll find my friends on Live and then

To ten million Sony lies
I’ll just have to say goodbye
To your black wheelchock I bid farewell

Least Blu Ray carried them far
No headsets got real bizarre
Next to Walt Disney, keep Jack Tretton in a jar

I’d like to make myself believe
That Sony listens to me
It’s hard to find anything to keep me away from 360
Cuz every game’s not as fun as it should be
(2X) – Then one more low – Because XBOX is bursting at the seems